{"product_id":"rodney-rude-rude-bastard-cd","title":"Rodney Rude - Rude Bastard CD","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-OWNED CD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff6600;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRude Bastard is a 2002 live comedy album from Australian comedy icon Rodney Rude. Packed with outrageous stand-up routines, audience banter, limericks and a bonus collection of answering machine messages, it showcases the uncompromising humour that made Rodney Rude a household name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff6600;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUR GUARANTEE\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We professionally clean all pre-owned CDs to ensure they are in excellent condition. 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